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She’s Out of Control
When dad (Tony Danza) is out of town, his 15 year old daughter gets a make over. A makeover that makes the boys go crazy, and dad go nuts!
Quotes we heart:
Doug Simpson: Now, what have we learned today?
Katie Simpson: [sighing thankfully] I learned to never, never ask my dad a question he doesn’t have the guts to answer
Timothy: You teasing little bitch!
Katie Simpson: Thank you Timothy, that was beautiful and special.
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DRIVE ME CRAZY
What’s a girl to do when her boyfriend dumps her a month before senior prom for the popular cheerleader? Turn her next door neighbor into the school’s next Prince Charming, and take him, of course! We loved this movie! Especially because the film’s trailer soundtrack was by Britney Spears!
Quotes we heart:
Chase: I didn’t expect you to fall in love.
Dulcie: I didn’t expect you to fall into the Gap!
Nicole: Who are we making jealous?
Chase: Everyone Nicole… everyone.
Chase: Your parents named you Dee Vine?
Dee Vine: No Dee’s a contraction. I changed it myself.
Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.
Christine Shipman: That mother didn’t kill anybody. She hired a hit man.
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When a stalker strikes too close to home, who do you turn to? Your bodyguard of course! We love this movie of secret affairs, obsession and most of all – love. Not to mention – classic Whitney Houston.
Quotes we heart:
Rachel: And you’re ready to die for me?
Frank: It’s the job.
Rachel: And you’d do it? Why?
Frank: I can’t sing.
Rachel: So, can we get you anything?
Frank: Yeah, orange juice.
Rachel: Straight?
Rachel: Well, you don’t look like a bodyguard.
Frank: What’d you expect?
Rachel: Well, I don’t know, maybe a tough guy?
Frank: This is my disguise.
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Our fascination with vampires started way before Twilight thanks to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Nothing says girl power like a butt-kicking, vampire-slaying girl who still has time to be head cheerleader and date the star football player. Although her dual life doesn’t last long – we still admire her ability to multitask.
Buffy: I have something that the other girls didn’t have.
Merrick: And what might that be, pray?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense!
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.
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Mermaids
We love Cher, we love Winona Ryder, and we love mermaids! This movie had us singing “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in His Kiss)”
for months, and inspired us to live like mermaids.
Charlotte Flax: I want to stay!
Rachel Flax: And do what?
Charlotte Flax: Finish high school
Rachel Flax: Great start. What’s your major? Town tramp?
Charlotte Flax: No Mom, the town already has one.
Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you’re planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.
Rachel Flax: One thing you can rely on about your father: He can’t be relied on.
Charlotte Flax: He has the most beautiful skin in captivity, I love him because he wears moccasins in the winter even though his feet must feel like blocks of ice.
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CLERKS
What happens when you work at a convenience store in the 90’s? You annoy customers, discuss movies and close down the store mid-day so you can play hockey on the roof!
QUOTES WE HEART
Dante Hicks: Someone jammed gum in the locks.
Veronica Loughran: You’re kidding.
Dante Hicks: Bunch of savages in this town.
Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?
Dante Hicks: Veronica, I love you!
Veronica Loughran: F*CK YOU!
Caitlin Bree: What are you watching?
Randal Graves: Children’s programming.
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Nothing better than a movie where three of the most popular girls in high school accidentally kill the prom queen with a jaw-breaker.
QUOTES WE HEART
Fern: She’s so evil… and she’s only in high school!
Courtney: I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.
Fern: The one in the green is Courtney. She was like Satan in heels.
Courtney: I made you, and I can break you just as easily.
Vylette: Good idea. Kill me like you did Liz.
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Titanic
This movie was so incredible we had to see it in the theater – 6 times. Two words: Leonardo DiCaprio. We will always think fondly of the time when magazine cut outs of Leo graced the covers of our trapper keepers.
Quotes we heart
Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars.
Rose: It’s so unfair.
Ruth: Of course it’s unfair. We’re women. Our choices are never easy.
Jack: I’m the king of the world!
Cal Hockley: You’re a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.

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ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING
What do you do when you’re babysitting and your best friend calls you and needs to be rescued from the big city nearby? Take the kids out on a rescue mission – duh! We love this movie that starts with a flat tire – and ends with being tied up in a mafia deal gone wrong. Why couldn’t babysitting have been this adventurous when we were teens?
Quotes we heart:
Chris: Don’t worry. We’ll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
Sarah: What about Brenda?
Brad: That was her parents’ mistake.
Brad: I just think you should give other guys a chance.
Chris: Like who?
Sarah: Don’t say it! Don’t say it!
Brad: Like me?
[Chris laughs]
Brad: What’s so funny?
Chris: Well, it’s just that… you’re just a child.
Brad: And you’re just a girl in love with an asshole.
Chris: Brad…
Brad: Forget it!
Chris: I don’t think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad: If they do, I’d ask them for a buck more an hour.
ROMEO + JULIET
We never knew we could love Shakespeare until we saw this movie. And by love we mean, discover Leonardo DiCaprio and tape pictures of him on our walls, lockers and notebooks for the next five years to come. While this movie retained the original dialogue, it was updated to a hip modern suburb of Verona which was unlike anything we had ever seen before. Plus, who can forget the incredible soundtrack?
QUOTES WE HEART
Romeo: Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.
Romeo: Did my heart love ‘til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty ‘til this night.
Juliet: Goodnight, goodnight! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.
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DUMB AND DUMBER
When a suitcase full of money gets left in a taxi by a beautiful woman, leave it to Lloyd Christmas and his trusty side kick Harry to travel across the country to return it to her. We love this film of friendship, love, adventure and most importantly – acting dumb (and dumber).
QUOTES WE HEART
Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo, Waitress #1: It’s the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that.
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They’re beautiful!
State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
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We love any movie with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Melissa Joan Hart.
Plus, there is nothing better than telling your crush how you feel about them at a house party on graduation night.
Quotes we heart:
Kenny Fisher: ‘Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
Jana: I’m allergic.
Kenny Fisher: You’re allergic to dancing?
Jana: Yeah.
Angel Stripper: Oh I’m the weird one? You’re the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!
William: Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
Kenny Fisher: Those shoes!
Denise: What?
Kenny Fisher: Do they serve an orthopedic function?
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Cruel Intentions
We remember sneaking into the theater to see this tale of seduction and betrayal. Packed with our fave 90’s stars (Ryan Phillipe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon and Selma Blair) and rating high on the scandal scale, this movie was def talked about around the lunch table for years to come.
Quotes We Heart:
Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It’s from Long Island.
Annette: I’m impressed.
Sebastian: Well, I’m in love.
Sebastian: I’m sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.
